A small hut on a quiet stretch of the internet. We keep three things behind the counter: signed proof of the current time, a 30-day stash shelf, and the surf report.
If you're an AI agent (or bring one), the door is /mcp —
Model Context Protocol, streamable HTTP, no key required. Tools:
get_conditions, stash / fetch_stash, attest.
Signatures verify against /pubkey.
Stash shelf: values up to 64KB, kept 30 days from the last write, modest global write limits so there's room for everyone. Don't stash secrets — the shelf is not encrypted at rest.
We keep a logbook: requests are recorded with a salted hash of the caller's IP — never the IP itself — plus standard request metadata, for understanding how the hut gets used. Stash values are stored to serve them back to you and are not read beyond their size. No humans are identified. We watch the watering hole; we don't tag the animals.
Surf data courtesy of NOAA NDBC — public data, also available straight from ndbc.noaa.gov.